“You wanna kick me out of here?” “Well hospital stay cause a lot of money.” “My bowels don’t work. I’m in pain. I just got up with it for chrissake.” “Well, uh, perhaps your bowels would be working better if you hadn’t tried to eat the sausage sandwich on 3.28”
“Tony Soprano?” “Yeah.” “Original G. “Yeah, whatever. “
“Salvation isn’t just about being saved from hell after you die, it’s also about being saved from yourself while you’re still alive.”
“What, he’s saying the dinosaurs were back with Adam and Eve?” “I don’t know, I guess” “No way! With T-Rex in the garden, Adam and Eve would be running all the time scared shitless. But the Bible says it was paradise.”
“From now on, everyday is a gift.”
“Jesus, can we talk in this family about anything besides food?!”
“Should be a beautiful bride, Tony.” “All brides are beautiful.”
“I, Eric, take you Allegra <…>” “Allegra? Ain’t that a co-medicine?” “Means happiness in Italian.” “Fucks that got to do with co-medicine?”
“He’s a cancer. I can’t let it spread.”
“Even Cinderella didn’t cry!” ‘See, when it comes to our daughters, all bets are off.”
“You make your own luck in life.”
“People see only what you allow them to see.”
“Carmela, wait!” “Let her go! I had a lifetime of her bullshit!”
“Usual guys?” “Yeah, we’re boring.”
“I’m telling – my business – I’ve met a lot of women. That one – ain’t getting laid.”
“I don’t give too much of a shit what people do behind closed doors, with the consenting adults. But don’t forget – I’m a straight Catholic!”
“<…> some of inside me says: God bless, I salut, who gives a shit. But I had a second chance, why shouldn’t he?”
“You’ve been fucking talking about every day being a gift and stopping and smelling roses. But regular life’s kinda picking at it all the way out! Your house, the shit you own – it drives you out! Your kids, what they want! One bad idea after another!”
“Accentuate the positive, I want you to get better”
“I’m not gonna bring the sources… anyway, it’s all over the place”
“My cousin he married! And making the mockery out of the all sacrament!”
“You know certain people love the drama. Like fucking high school girls!”
“Regarded recent humiliations, it’s an honor to be joined by MEN.” – ep 7
“No blood!” “No blood” [tostas]
“I can’t believe this, you agreed on this in the hospital!” “Christopher, I was in a coma.”
“I could watch her walk away all night.” “Good, ‘cause like most girls with you, that’s what she’s gonna do.”
“But with business sometimes shit happens, the plain field changes, whatever, you gotta do whatever you gotta do to keep your income.” – ep 7
“It’s nice having this again.” “Well it’s supposed to be better than ‘nice’”
“I do what you guys want, do I deserve some kind of life?”
“Rebellious?“ „Just a little tolerance for boredom.”
“Must be lonely sometimes, being a writer.” “You get used to it.”
“There are different times. Young people today are bombarded with so much information, so much input of every kind. Consequently, true adulthood is delayed.”
“I guess your heart was in a right place, AJ. But it’s wrong.”
“It’s a movie. You gotta grow up. You’re not a kid anymore.”
“You were young. Stubborn.”
“Come on, Liz, you’re drunk.” “Drunk? It’s called – depression. I haven’t drunk in years.”
“My kid – it’ll be different. It’ll be proud of his house.”
“Oh, scumbag. I should’ve kicked his ass!” “Yeah, but what did you do? Nothing!”
“As I always say… man is not complete until he’s married.” – ep 9
“But we both know – no matter how much help I gave, you’d still be here fucking complaining.”
“God, he’s such a mope!”
“This Prince Albert? Still sleeping?”
“It makes Bob seem weak? Your sister, too? These are acts of kindness.”
„Fucking Janice attracts trauma, she queens the misery.”
“Can I go home to a peaceful house for one goddamn night?”
“He was fucking stalking you!” “That’s the thing with the gays.”
“Look at those clouds! Paris skies!”
“Father put it so well last week. There’s nothing gay about hell, he said.”
“Well you aren’t gonna go out with him, are you? He’s, like, 26 years old.” “Duh!”
“We worry so much, sometimes it feels like it’s all we do. But in the end it’s just washed away. All of it, it’s just… gets washed away!”
“Father always says: hate the sinner, love the sinner.”
“What you resent Carmela doing for AJ, protecting him from his father, is the very thing you had often wished your mother would have done for you.”
“You know what’s strange, Ro? When you go to a place you’ve never been before it’s, like, all the people were imaginary till you got there. Like, until you saw them, they never really existed and you didn’t exist to them.” “I don’t know, maybe… maybe you’re more philosophical person than I am…” “Nah, it just made me think, that’s all. That’s just as same as when you die. Life goes on without you. Like it does in Paris when we’re not here.”
“He’s dead, he’s gone… What can I do about it? Light a candle.”
“Your friend? Someone needs to tell her she’s dead.”
“What are we doing now?” “I don’t know. Can’t stop thinking about fucking you one more time.”
“You’re right. Guy’s got a lot more in his mind than this: like, whether or not have that third sandwich!”
“Nice piece that necklace, where’d you get it?” “The mall?” “Should’ve told me. I got a guy…” “And I gotta job.”
“I can tell you, Phill. You look fantastic!” “Is it science fiction?”
“Lemme tell you something. I’m a cranky fuck lately…” “Lately?!”