“If I wanted to be treatred like shit, I’d get married.”
“Victory has many fathers but defeat is an orphan.”
“Who cares about shit they don’t have the balls to say to your face?”
“The one thing, the one thing, Ralph, that you cannot do, is blame yourself.”
“Just another Irina with a college degree.”
“The expiration date on your bullshit was last week.”
“It’s all i got, pal. Time.”
“If she keeps regressing, she’ll get back in the womb.”
“You are the dad. The template for all the future lovers.”
“Making her happy wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world of my career.”
“Blow off their self-esteem issues.”
“If they say spaghetti and meatballs, you tell them orecchiette with broccoli raab.”
“Mussolini was Hitler’s bitch”
“We’re the victims here.” “Oh you write a check, too?”
“God give me the strength” “She will.”
“This is a major PR boner.”
“So you finally read a book and it’s bullshit.”
“Somebody’s talking too much. And it’s costing me money.”
“So much love for her, such complete and pure emotion. I felt unworthy to even be in his presence. I was so moved by him.”
“You saw in this man the things that you want in your life. Truth. Love.”
“Speak the truth. But with the compassion and respect <…>. And say goodbye. For his sake and as well as yours”
“Senior year. There’s something about that light at the end of the light that can be very frightening.”
“God, listen to you. Believe it or not, the world does not revolve around you.”
“I’m so bored I feel like crying”
“Times like this, I remember when I lost Mikey. It’s impossible to think about food. But like the President says – we have to keep going. The family’s gotta eat.”
“The way they medicate kids these days is the answer for everything! And then they wonder why teenagers get hooked on drugs”
“And tell that midget not to be shy with that whip.” “If only his mother had taken that advice.”
“Each of us is alone in the fucking universe.”
“Jesus, Mary and Joseph.”
“I love you so much.” “So if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?”
“It’s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood. And I gotta rot in that courtroom.”
“The greatest cultural centre in the world, and you came here for sex?”
“They miss a payment, they start acting like they’re doing you a favor if they give you anything. And then you gotta spend all your time hounding them. You gotta get your arms around this thing. Now.”
“You fucking French fucking lying cocksucker!”
“Can’t you come and talk to me? Hey, hey, I’m you friend! Suppose you hadn’t reached me and I come to your house and I find you dead. How am I supposed to feel?!”
“Please, I don’t blame you – I envy you.”
“Is that the kind of person I am? A hawk? That’s an animal!”
“One suicide is bad enough, but two? They can both go and fuck themselves.”
“Sometimes there’s money in shit.”
“All right, all right. Take it easy. It’s in ancient history”
“The heart also wants what the dick wants.”
“Eat my dust, Donald Trump”
“It’s good that you’re sorry but no, it’s not all right”
“Vegas? Wanna get married by some Elvis impersonator?”
“How much is enough anyway?”
“No morals, but I got rules”
“Is everything or everybody really about their mothers?”
“I didn’t live 84 years to be nice to somebody I don’t like”
“I mean, there’s no way to know what it’s like until it happens to you.”
“First question. “What is today’s date?”” “A blonde with big tits and a hatful of Viagra.”
“Can’t I just be sad for a horse without some touchy-feely-Freudian-shit component to it?”
“It’s like some asshole is stalking the entire human race.”
“My wife prays to God. What kind of God does this shit?”
“Take it easy. Don’t do something you’re gonna regret.”
“I am like a visitor in my hometown. Life went on without me there.”
“I try to talk to her, but there is no communication, like with some people, you know what I mean?” “That’s what love is built on.” “Si.“
“So you’re not fucking him? So this isn’t really real.” “It is real. We communicate. He looks at me like I’m beautiful. He thinks I’m interesting when I talk. Just those few minutes when we see each other, I live for those. “I feel like my life is slipping through my fingers, that I will never be happy.” “If you haven’t slept with him yet, don’t.“
“For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Dominic and I am an alcoholic and an addict.” “Don’t forget – scumbag.”
“An intervention is a non-judgemental confrontation.”
“In 1997, I suffered a relapse. As in heroin addiction, alcoholics suffer a fairly high recidivism rate.” “Great. So he’s taking advice from a two time loser.”
“Well, I wish I knew your secret. Lose a leg and start making websites.” “That’s the whole purpose for people like me, to inspire people like you.“
“You got too much time to think of yourselves.”
“You should see yourself right now. In the shadows there, with the smoke all around you. You’re beautiful.”