Pereiti prie turinio
- “Nothing Christmas ham couldn’t fix.”
- “Ho fucking ho”
- “Shyness is a curse.”
- “In the end, fuck Santa Claus.” –
- “You bullshit me and you betray my daughter!”
- “Family. Nothing is more important.”
- “If I wanted to be treatred like shit, I’d get married.”
- “Victory has many fathers but defeat is an orphan.”
- “Who cares about shit they don’t have the balls to say to your face?”
- “The one thing, the one thing, Ralph, that you cannot do, is blame yourself.”
- “Just another Irina with a college degree.”
- “The expiration date on your bullshit was last week.”
- “It’s all i got, pal. Time.”
- “If she keeps regressing, she’ll get back in the womb.”
- “You are the dad. The template for all the future lovers.”
- “Making her happy wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world of my career.”
- “Blow off their self-esteem issues.”
- “If they say spaghetti and meatballs, you tell them orecchiette with broccoli raab.”
- “Mussolini was Hitler’s bitch”
- “We’re the victims here.” “Oh you write a check, too?”
- “God give me the strength” “She will.”
- “This is a major PR boner.”
- “So you finally read a book and it’s bullshit.”
- “Somebody’s talking too much. And it’s costing me money.”
- “So much love for her, such complete and pure emotion. I felt unworthy to even be in his presence. I was so moved by him.”
- “You saw in this man the things that you want in your life. Truth. Love.”
- “Speak the truth. But with the compassion and respect <…>. And say goodbye. For his sake and as well as yours”
- “Senior year. There’s something about that light at the end of the light that can be very frightening.”
- “God, listen to you. Believe it or not, the world does not revolve around you.”
- “I’m so bored I feel like crying”
- “Times like this, I remember when I lost Mikey. It’s impossible to think about food. But like the President says – we have to keep going. The family’s gotta eat.”
- “The way they medicate kids these days is the answer for everything! And then they wonder why teenagers get hooked on drugs”
- “And tell that midget not to be shy with that whip.” “If only his mother had taken that advice.”
- “Each of us is alone in the fucking universe.”
- “Jesus, Mary and Joseph.”
- “I love you so much.” “So if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?”
- “It’s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood. And I gotta rot in that courtroom.”
- “The greatest cultural centre in the world, and you came here for sex?”
- “They miss a payment, they start acting like they’re doing you a favor if they give you anything. And then you gotta spend all your time hounding them. You gotta get your arms around this thing. Now.”
- “You fucking French fucking lying cocksucker!”
- “Can’t you come and talk to me? Hey, hey, I’m you friend! Suppose you hadn’t reached me and I come to your house and I find you dead. How am I supposed to feel?!”
- “Please, I don’t blame you – I envy you.”
- “Is that the kind of person I am? A hawk? That’s an animal!”
- “One suicide is bad enough, but two? They can both go and fuck themselves.”
- “Sometimes there’s money in shit.”
- “All right, all right. Take it easy. It’s in ancient history”
- “The heart also wants what the dick wants.”
- “Eat my dust, Donald Trump”
- “It’s good that you’re sorry but no, it’s not all right”
- “Vegas? Wanna get married by some Elvis impersonator?”
- “How much is enough anyway?”
- “No morals, but I got rules”
- “Is everything or everybody really about their mothers?”
- “I didn’t live 84 years to be nice to somebody I don’t like”
- “I mean, there’s no way to know what it’s like until it happens to you.”
- “First question. “What is today’s date?”” “A blonde with big tits and a hatful of Viagra.”
- “Can’t I just be sad for a horse without some touchy-feely-Freudian-shit component to it?”
- “It’s like some asshole is stalking the entire human race.”
- “My wife prays to God. What kind of God does this shit?”
- “Take it easy. Don’t do something you’re gonna regret.”
- “I am like a visitor in my hometown. Life went on without me there.”
- “I try to talk to her, but there is no communication, like with some people, you know what I mean?” “That’s what love is built on.” “Si.“
- “So you’re not fucking him? So this isn’t really real.” “It is real. We communicate. He looks at me like I’m beautiful. He thinks I’m interesting when I talk. Just those few minutes when we see each other, I live for those. “I feel like my life is slipping through my fingers, that I will never be happy.” “If you haven’t slept with him yet, don’t.“
- “For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Dominic and I am an alcoholic and an addict.” “Don’t forget – scumbag.”
- “An intervention is a non-judgemental confrontation.”
- “In 1997, I suffered a relapse. As in heroin addiction, alcoholics suffer a fairly high recidivism rate.” “Great. So he’s taking advice from a two time loser.”
- “Well, I wish I knew your secret. Lose a leg and start making websites.” “That’s the whole purpose for people like me, to inspire people like you.“
- “You got too much time to think of yourselves.”
- “You should see yourself right now. In the shadows there, with the smoke all around you. You’re beautiful.”
- “It’s a sin to waste good food.”
- “That’s what I miss the most – talking to her.”